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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teething Necessary Developmental Step Required For Proper Nutrition  Or  Evil Plot to Send Mothers into an Irreversible Downward Spiral of Despair? So, The Bomber has been teething for the past couple of weeks.  I am thisclose to losing it.  It’s worse than ever because she’s never had pain like this before.  I know some moms [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=115&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 12:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, there have been a slew of things preventing me from blogging for the past month.  I’ll spare you all the gritty details and sum it up to say that *fingers crossed* all of these things that have been keeping me so busy mean good things for our family in the next year. Since it’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=103&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 20:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Bomber had a wellness check today (and by ‘today’, I mean almost 3 months ago).  Talk about a lesson in surviving pure molten unrelenting frustration.  From the minute I remembered we had this appointment I was annoyed.  That’s right, the key phrase is “from the minute I remembered&#8221;,  because you know I can’t remember [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=60&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Can Sleep When You&#8217;re Dead</title>
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		<title>Cow Licking?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The comedian asked us again the other day how a woman gets pregnant.  Every time she asks I give her a little more information…. I’m kindof letting her guide the conversation.  If she wants more details, I let her ask the questions.  If she doesn’t ask, I don’t glorify.  So I give a brief synopsis [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=19&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mom Goggles Handy Reference Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 02:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you found yourself a little confused by phrases, names or other seemingly odd comments on my blog?  There’s a good chance I’m confused too.  But, in the meantime, here’s a list to help keep you in the loop.  If you think there’s something missing, send me a message so I can make sure it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=14&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 01:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These fancy accessories come in two different styles.  The first style powers a mom through many long dinner time battles, repetitive bedtime stand-offs, early morning wake up routines, and redundant arguments including such awesome phrases as “I can’t”, “I need help”, “I didn’t know”, “It’s not my fault”, and “Waaahhhhh”.  These little suckers give me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=9&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Players</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago I got married.&#160; Gadget likes to get his hands into anything electronic, take it apart, make new things out of it, see how it works, and generally cause mayhem to anything with a plug.&#160; This is very useful (you know, like when I accidentally misplace my phone charger for the 14th [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=momgoggles.com&amp;blog=26509097&amp;post=1&amp;subd=momgoggles&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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